So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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