So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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