Its about making memories worth repressing
It's just like the Real World with babies
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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