I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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