ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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