I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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