Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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