margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
You coming home soon, man?
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I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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