My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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