Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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