Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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