but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
