I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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