I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
When are your genitals available?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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