Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
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I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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