Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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