what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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