Porn is love you can see.
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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