I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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