office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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