You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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