I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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