theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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