My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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