I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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