I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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