I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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