apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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