For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
