My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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