whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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