The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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