Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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