At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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