Capitaan dildo arrescate!
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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