How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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