I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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