Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Randomize
