Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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