I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
i think i scared a bird with my dick
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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