so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Randomize
