I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
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