Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
