i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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