I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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