vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
