I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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