3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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