her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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