oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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