I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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